{"product_id":"funny-rooster-stained-glass-panel","title":"Stained Glass Panel — Funny Rooster Wakes the Sun, Farmhouse Kitchen Decor, Morning Person Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eRise and shine… or don't. This stained glass rooster has already given up on trying to wake anyone up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHere's the joke: the rooster crowed at 6am — and woke up the sun. The sun is not happy about it. Apparently even the sun needs more sleep. This is that moment, frozen in glass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHandmade using real glass and old-school soldering, this piece is perfect for anyone who appreciates dark humor, handmade art, and slightly chaotic mornings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEvery detail is made by hand — no AI, just glass, copper, and sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━\u003cbr\u003e\n📐 SIZE\u003cbr\u003e\n━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━\u003cbr\u003e\n11.2\" wide × 14.8\" tall  (285mm × 375mm)\u003cbr\u003e\nVertical format — perfect for a kitchen window.\u003cbr\u003e\nIncludes hanging hardware.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━\u003cbr\u003e\n✦ MATERIALS\u003cbr\u003e\n━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━\u003cbr\u003e\n• Wissmach Glass \u0026amp; Oceanside Glass (USA) — professional-grade, colorfast\u003cbr\u003e\n• Copper foil — hand-wrapped around each glass piece\u003cbr\u003e\n• Solder \u0026amp; black patina finish\u003cbr\u003e\n• Finishing wax for lasting protection\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━\u003cbr\u003e\n🎁 PERFECT AS A GIFT\u003cbr\u003e\n━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━\u003cbr\u003e\n🐓 Perfect gift for someone who hates mornings as much as this rooster does. Also great for farmhouse kitchens, coffee bars, or anyone who finds deep meaning in a grumpy sun. Ships with love (and caffeine) from Ukraine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━\u003cbr\u003e\n📦 SHIPPING \u0026amp; PACKAGING\u003cbr\u003e\n━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━\u003cbr\u003e\nEach piece is made to order — please allow 8–10 business days for crafting before shipment. Delivered in 3–7 business days via UPS Express once ready. See how we pack your order: \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/packaging\"\u003eour packaging\u003c\/a\u003e. Guaranteed delivery from Ukraine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━\u003cbr\u003e\n⚠️ PLEASE NOTE\u003cbr\u003e\n━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━\u003cbr\u003e\nEach piece is made by hand from real glass — slight color variations from photos are normal and part of what makes every panel unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━\u003cbr\u003e\n💬 CUSTOM ORDERS\u003cbr\u003e\n━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━\u003cbr\u003e\nWant a different farmyard character or scene? Message me — I respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mojoartglass","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43727499591745,"sku":"PANEL-FunnyRooster-1","price":320.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0716\/8458\/7585\/files\/546813_e1c9c5e3-5652-4478-bc5b-92dd8140956e.jpg?v=1782336608","url":"https:\/\/mojoartglass.com\/products\/funny-rooster-stained-glass-panel","provider":"Mojoartglass","version":"1.0","type":"link"}